Eating Challenge

For some reason a small piece of me feels that the most effective way I can holla back at women's rights is by taking competitive eating challenges. I've managed to become the "Taco Queen"
At Taco King in West Hempstead, NY which gave me the drive, nay, fortitude to find another wall of food fame to become notorious on. This time I ventured to Swingbellys-a BBQ joint in Long Beach, NY. Below, you can see how vast this challenge is. We're not in Taco King anymore.....


It made me realize maybe I'm not cut out for this form of expressionism. Maybe I should try welding instead?



The two stacks of ribs alone was terrifying not to mention the rule that you also must consume two sides of your choosing. Spoiler alert-grilled vegetables don't count. I wonder why???



Egads that's a mouthful! Listen all you food challenge enthusiasts, enter this mother of a meat experience with caution and an extremely empty stomach.