The Ken Complex

I think it's funny that women think Ken is perfect with his ascot, permanent blonde flip, piercing blue eyes, oh and of course his flat genitalia. He is non-threatening and arm candy.

However, selling this t-shirt to Tweens in a Dylan's candy store seems almost silly. Like-hey girls, that nerd with the sweaty palms in your history class who always offers you an orange tic tac is so passé....hold out for Ken.



We all love what's beautiful and unattainable but sometimes we should buy the shirt that says why are all men not like Ken? Just sayin'